05 February 2013

Malaysia Idiot Sightings - very funny!

This was just way too funny not to share! I know, I know, not to laugh at the intellectually challenge. If one can laugh at own self, one is a much better person, perhaps humble, not arrogant because you know your limits and weaknesses and you can laugh at yourself knowing that,"hey it is no big deal!"

Anyway, laughter is a good medicine and if one laughs often, you live a longer healthier life!



I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a RM5 note.
Our total was RM4.25, so I also handed her 25sen.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25sen, and said 'We're sorry but we don't do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 sen in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's in Bangsar.


We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,
'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since.

Happened in PJ.


I live in a semi rural area.

We recently had a new neighbour call the local council to request the removal of the CHILDREN CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many kids are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

School in Trengganu


My daughter went to a takeaway and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Malacca ......


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

This happened at KLIA


The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a government employee


When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up
our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

Perodua Dealership , Kulai

STAY ALERT! ............................. They walk amongst us...!

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